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Monday, February 25, 2008

To the asshole who stole my wallet:

Dear asshole, I would like to personally say "FUCK YOU" for stealing my wallet from my work place. I honestly feel bad for you... you obviously have a lot of horrible stuff going on in your life, as was made apparent by your overwhelming stupidity.

Posted on Mon, Feb 25, 2008 at 7:39 AM

Dear asshole,

I would like to personally say "FUCK YOU" for stealing my wallet from my work place. I honestly feel bad for you... you obviously have a lot of horrible stuff going on in your life, as was made apparent by your overwhelming stupidity. What made you think to yourself "Hey - I need some money....I'll go into a restaurant, say I'm meeting people for supper, but need to use the washroom first. I will then enter the staff room and steal a 20 year old students wallet." Do you blame society for your own laziness and lack of will to find a decent paying job? Or are you so bored with your own pathetic, useless life that you feel the need to make others feel bad for your benefit? Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you'd received enough oxygen at birth? I have to commend you for having the balls to route through my purse. Good for you. Not only are you stupid, but you are a selfish arrogant asshole who deserves to die. I will, however, let you know how lucky you are to have stolen said wallet during one of the few times I carried cash. $300 cash at that. Thank you for teaching me a lesson in trust.

I also know that you are wanted for numerous other thefts in Halifax, and I will warn you, that if I ever see you again.... I will have no problem showing you exactly what I think of you. Run away..... very quickly. I loved that wallet.

Thank you for basically making the world believe that I do not exist at the moment. You currently have my credit card, debit card, drivers license, health card, SIN, etc etc etc. Good luck with the identity theft thing. Seeing as you are male and all of cards have been canceled, I don't think you will get very far. None the less, good luck. I hope you get caught and spend years upon years of your meaningless life in jail.

Prick.

Angry employee

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