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Thursday, February 21, 2008

This is why I am not having children.

I am so tired of having to ride the bus with people who don't know how to fucking behave on a moving vehicle. Here are some hints:1- Don't yell. I know that you think that being 16 makes you cool, but yelling just makes you look like a douchebag to eve

Posted on Thu, Feb 21, 2008 at 8:39 PM

I am so tired of having to ride the bus with people who don't know how to fucking behave on a moving vehicle. Here are some hints:

1- Don't yell. I know that you think that being 16 makes you cool, but yelling just makes you look like a douchebag to everyone else. It makes me want to haul off and punch you in your fucking stupid face.

2- There are no drinks allowed on the bus. Meaning that if you bring a drink on the bus and it is confiscated, you have no right to complain.

3- Don't throw shit around the bus. You look like a bunch of caged fucking monkeys. It is not appropriate to throw popcorn, gum, paper, or fucking slushies around the bus. There are other riders that don't want to deal with your bullshit.

4 - it is much easier to take a bath or shower than to coat yourself in $2 perfume. There are people who are sensitive to scent.


Karma owes you all a big helping, fuckers. I hope one day you have to deal with what I have, and maybe then you'll realize what a bunch of dumb fucks you are.

Wishing she could just rip her ovaries out

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