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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Yuppie!

You are like a plague that is wiping out Halifax.Your whole demeanor is nauseating. You're snooty but you think you're open-minded and culturally enlightened.It's a free country, but it really frosts my ass when I'm trying to watch my daughter's basketba

Posted on Wed, Jan 16, 2008 at 11:02 AM

You are like a plague that is wiping out Halifax.Your whole demeanor is nauseating. You're snooty but you think you're open-minded and culturally enlightened.It's a free country, but it really frosts my ass when I'm trying to watch my daughter's basketball game and you fuckers are talking about golf, house, career, car, office work etc. in your casual "I'm fucking shallow, and you?" tone of voice.You just gotta own some sort of SUV, preferably a Lincoln Navigator, and you fucking drive like you literally own the road.

You name your children the most pukingly awful trendy-ass names like Tucker and Tanner and Morgan and Kayla. You live in a big ugly-ass house with no character in a new subdivision or ripp down our affordable homes to build your eye-sore condos! Halifax was beautiful town once in my recent memory. You think my town is "quaint" and is there for your amusement. Because of you we just HAVE to have Starbucks every two blocks and what-not put in, and the rush-hour traffic is now a complete joke. Thanks a lot fuckers. Hope you enjoy my quaint little town. Is there anything I can do to make your stay more pleasant?

An A-hole to Yuppies

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