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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Turf 'n' surf

My backyard is full of the shit that you have been throwing out of your car windows/sun rovers as you wind your way to the beaches on Highway 207 (AKA the Larrytown Connection). Not only do I have Tim Hortons tumbleweeds and DQ napkin whirlwinds blowing

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 6:24 PM

Published September 01, 2005.Turf 'n' surf

My backyard is full of the shit that you have been throwing out of your car windows/sun rovers as you wind your way to the beaches on Highway 207 (AKA the Larrytown Connection). Not only do I have Tim Hortons tumbleweeds and DQ napkin whirlwinds blowing into my gardens, I also have to contend with the constant blare of Jack Johnson tunes. It pisses me off. It's my lawn not a landfill! Enjoy your swim, you bastards.

—PO'd in the LT