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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Tissue damage

Who sneezes like Cindy-Lou Who? Silly little girls who think that it’s attractive to sound dumb, that’s who. Well, guess what? It’s not attractive. You sound like an idiot. Why is it that most gals propel the image of stupid, ditzy females by doing these

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 2:23 PM

Published August 30, 2007.Tissue damage

Who sneezes like Cindy-Lou Who? Silly little girls who think that it’s attractive to sound dumb, that’s who. Well, guess what? It’s not attractive. You sound like an idiot. Why is it that most gals propel the image of stupid, ditzy females by doing these foolish things, like made-up sneeze sounds? “Ah-ah-ah-choo!” Give me a break. Nobody actually sneezes like that. Fuck off. I don’t wish to be covered in snot, but seriously, you’re not a cartoon character. It’s high time you stop sneezing like one.

Ker-choo