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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Tim Horton's

How can people drink and eat their wretched swill? The coffee tastes like bitter dishwater and I won't even want to think of all the chemicals there are in their pastries. Their soup is blander than Steven Harper and the sandwiches have the texture of

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Published June 07, 2006.Tim Horton's

How can people drink and eat their wretched swill? The coffee tastes like bitter dishwater and I won't even want to think of all the chemicals there are in their pastries. Their soup is blander than Steven Harper and the sandwiches have the texture of dried tortoise fetus tofu with no taste unless you salt and pepper it to fucking death.

I've heard that they put MSG in their coffee. If that isn't enough to make you want to projectile vomit, I'd say your taste is up yer arse.

Bitten but no stupid.