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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Thanks for the local support

Yo Poopsie! It's me... the local who pays your tips the OTHER 3 seasons of the year when flush tourist is NOT here. Me, who does not complain when you chop and price your menu WAY up on the waterfront for tourist season, me who doesn't complain when I ca

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 4:34 PM

Published July 13, 2006.Thanks for the local support

Yo Poopsie! It's me... the local who pays your tips the OTHER 3 seasons of the year when flush tourist is NOT here. Me, who does not complain when you chop and price your menu WAY up on the waterfront for tourist season, me who doesn't complain when I can't get a seat or decent service cuz Mr. American is here first. Yes, me who happened to be in the way Saturday night when your bouncers tossed out an unsavory, I got thrown to the pavement. It hurt. Then was told I couldn't drink my beer outside the chain. Um,I told your guys that I got thrown outside the chain, not my fault, then got my beer taken away because I was dis-respecting the staff... uh... hang on, the guy twice my size who knocked me to the pavement ... yeah, me with my scraped elbows and gashed knee for NO reason, only lucky innocent bystander, can't understand why I was upset. Hear this: Summer is short, about 6 weeks to be exact. when Mr. Tourist goes home you can go fuck yourself, you'll be getting NOTHING from me. Disrespect THAT.

Local Big Spender No More