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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Kiss my glass

To all you punks who just LOVE the sound of breaking glass: I’m sure you get an erotic rush hearing that sweet ringing, tinkling sound as you send thousands of tiny and not so tiny sharp items all over the place---let alone the magnificent sparkle it cre

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 4:34 PM

Published July 06, 2006.Kiss my glass

To all you punks who just LOVE the sound of breaking glass: I’m sure you get an erotic rush hearing that sweet ringing, tinkling sound as you send thousands of tiny and not so tiny sharp items all over the place---let alone the magnificent sparkle it creates. Oh wait, I forgot: you’re probably so drunk you’re oblivious to sound, feeling or common sense. Do you have any idea what kind of pain it causes dogs as they step on your path of pain? Let me tell ya’ something, you moronic assholes: If I ever catch you doing it, I’ll personally force you to walk barefoot over 30 feet of broken glass.

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