Love the Way We Bitch

Archives | RSS

Angry? Mad as hell and you can't take it anymore? Get something off your chest and it could be published online and/or in print. Bitches are anonymous and may be edited for length, grammar, spelling and our lenient standards of propriety.

Submit a Bitch

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Hey ladies…

Women of Halifax, I have an exercise that I’d like you to try: Turn your head, look into my eyes, smile. There we go. Now you know how to flirt and how to attract a guy. You see, I’m not from Halifax. And I’m an attractive, smart and caring guy. But I ca

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 3:44 PM

Published December 07, 2006.Hey ladies…

Women of Halifax, I have an exercise that I’d like you to try: Turn your head, look into my eyes, smile. There we go. Now you know how to flirt and how to attract a guy. You see, I’m not from Halifax. And I’m an attractive, smart and caring guy. But I can’t stand all you shy Nova Scotia girls who look for a fleeting second then look away. Get some damn confidence! I’m not going to ask a girl out who is behaving like it’s junior high and you don’t want me to know you like me! Grow up and make a little eye contact, already!

Patience wearing thin

Support The Coast

At a time when the city needs local coverage more than ever, we’re asking for your help to support independent journalism. We are committed as always to providing free access to readers, particularly as we confront the impact of COVID-19 in Halifax and beyond.

Read more about the work we do here, or consider making a donation. Thank you for your support!

Comments (27)

Add a comment

Add a Comment

Get more Halifax

Our Thursday email gets you caught up with The Coast. Sign up and go deep on Halifax.