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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Gnome come home

To the dirty rotten thief who stole my garden gnome from my backyard on Queen Street...I have a deal for you: I have you on video taking my gnome, so you either bring back the gnome, unharmed, or I will take the tape to the police. You get one chance to

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 2:19 PM

To the dirty rotten thief who stole my garden gnome from my backyard on Queen Street...I have a deal for you: I have you on video taking my gnome, so you either bring back the gnome, unharmed, or I will take the tape to the police.

You get one chance to do the right thing, after that, you will face my wrath! P.S. I want my wrought-iron dog back, too, but I’ll settle for the gnome.

Gname withheld

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