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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Doggie bag

I live on Agricola Street and my dog just shit on the sidewalk. I pick it up out of respect for my community, just like I shovel the municipality’s sidewalk every winter, just like I move my car across the street for the “street cleaners” that never come

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 4:49 PM

Published April 20, 2006.Doggie bag

I live on Agricola Street and my dog just shit on the sidewalk. I pick it up out of respect for my community, just like I shovel the municipality’s sidewalk every winter, just like I move my car across the street for the “street cleaners” that never come. So once again this morning I put my dog’s shit in a bag and carry it for blocks, dodging my way through other abandoned bags of dog shit, coffee cups and

condoms, eventually carrying it all the way home. I know the city needs to watch its spending, but couldn’t you possibly afford even a couple of garbage cans on Agricola?

—Feeling pooped