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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Dent Monger

To all of the BRAINLESS assholes who don't know how to get out of their car in a parking lot without flinging their door into the car that is adjacent- YOU SUCK! What the hell is wrong with you??? My friends make fun of me for my obsession with parking

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 4:54 PM

Published March 30, 2006.Dent Monger

To all of the BRAINLESS assholes who don't know how to get out of their car in a parking lot without flinging their door into the car that is adjacent- YOU SUCK! What the hell is wrong with you??? My friends make fun of me for my obsession with parking so far away from everyone else in a parking lot, and yet last Saturday after a very quick trip into the Halifax Shopping Centre (a place I detest to begin with, but I needed a raincoat...), and after choosing a parking space WAY at the back of the lot, I came out only to find an UGLY, HUGE, 2-PART DENT in my car! Here's a hint, moron: People who choose to park at the very back of a lot are there for a REASON! I live and work in a rural area and head into the city only once a week for errands. To face such STUPIDITY is a total DRAG!!! Your idiotic ways are are costing me over $200 to fix, asshole. Wake up, everyone. We SHARE the parking lots.

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