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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Conspiracy

Recently I have been reading about the 911 conspiracy as well as the moon landing conspiracy but here is one I bet you will all be shocked and awed to read. I have figured out that our whole being on the planet Earth is one large government conspiracy!!!

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 4:03 PM

Published October 26, 2006.Conspiracy

Recently I have been reading about the 911 conspiracy as well as the moon landing conspiracy but here is one I bet you will all be shocked and awed to read. I have figured out that our whole being on the planet Earth is one large government conspiracy!!!! OH MY Gawd!!!! Here it is folks.Millenium ago we the superior human race, used to live on Mars, yes folks Mars. I was recently reading my childs space book and after reading that Mars is most like Earth with mountain peaks and valleys as well as the possibility of water. I came to the realization that the U.S Mars landing was not for discovery purposes, it was for cover up purposes. Here is my therory: Humans used to inhabit Mars and were a very advanced society that eventually pushed the planet to the brink. Scientists knew of this impending dilemma and came to a decision of grand proportions.The Decision was to send capsules of single celled organisms to the planet Earth so humans could re-evolve and become even more superior. Well it worked!! Single celled organisms liked the environment and the rest is evolutionary history. So here we are Earth is on the Brink and the U.S sends a Rover to Mars. Coincidence? I think not.

Mew Shady

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