Published February 08, 2007.Check Your Brain at the Car Door

I've decided to get rid of my car after driving it around this city for the past year and a lot of you jackasses out there have made it an easy decision. What is wrong with you people? Do they just give licenses away these days? Here are some tips that might help you not kill someone: 1) Ripping up a busy street at 60 kph in reverse in the wrong lane to get a parking spot is a bad idea. If it's more than 5 spaces away, find another one. 2) Parking lots have rules just like the road. I know your imaginations work because you people drive around all day in a dream world. If you can pretend that there's no one else on the roads, you can also pretend there are curbs. Finally, 3) it doesn't matter how much you paid for your car, you still have to pay attention to things on or near the street (e.g., yield signs, other cars). I hope the bus I'm on next year cleans one of you morons and removes you from the gene pool.

I Walk The Line