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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Cell Phone + Inattention = Asshole Drivers

That's fucking it. I've had it with you dumb twats who blab on their cells while driving. I don't know how many times I've been nearly smashed into because of these inattentive, moronic drivers. Listen up, shitheads, you can't drive a 2000 pound plu

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Published June 29, 2006.Cell Phone + Inattention = Asshole Drivers

That's fucking it. I've had it with you dumb twats who blab on their cells while driving. I don't know how many times I've been nearly smashed into because of these inattentive, moronic drivers.

Listen up, shitheads, you can't drive a 2000 pound plus vehicle while you're yammering on to your girlfriend about your anal boss or some other inane bullshit that could wait WHEN YOU GET HOME!!!!!

Cell phones while driving SHOULD BE BANNED!!!! How many lives will be lost because some jackass can't separate from his cancer-causing yap box?

I'm going to make up some signs similar to the ones on the 'Road Rage' website and make my views known. So next time you see somebody waving a sign with "LEARN TO DRIVE, DOZEHOLE!" on it, you'll know it's me.

A Driver Who Pays Attention

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