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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Bite your tongue

To the stupid, old, gross asshole who said, “Nice tongue, baby,” to me at the Rolling Stones concert Saturday night: Mick Jagger is the only man in the world who could get away with saying that to me. The only man. In the world. I mean, give me a break.

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 4:13 PM

Published September 28, 2006.Bite your tongue

To the stupid, old, gross asshole who said, “Nice tongue, baby,” to me at the Rolling Stones concert Saturday night: Mick Jagger is the only man in the world who could get away with saying that to me. The only man. In the world. I mean, give me a break. You’re probably older than my father, you creepy old pervert. Next time, why don’t you try hitting on someone your own age, though I doubt you would have any luck, as you’re not exactly a fucking oil painting. Just don’t try it with me again.

Grossed out

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