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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Attention all loogie hawkers

When you’re coughing up a lung and depositing the green goo to the sidewalk.. perhaps you could be so kind as to spit it a few inches further... say off the sidewalk into the grass or street perhaps? We folk who walk .. or should I say tip toe through t

Posted on Sun, Dec 9, 2007 at 3:09 PM

Published February 15, 2007.Attention all loogie hawkers

When you’re coughing up a lung and depositing the green goo to the sidewalk.. perhaps you could be so kind as to spit it a few inches further... say off the sidewalk into the grass or street perhaps? We folk who walk .. or should I say tip toe through the streets of Halifax are getting tired of playing hopscotch through your phlegm loogies. And remember.. by the looks of our streets.. you’re not the only one suffering a sinus infection.. so tread carefully my friend... as you too can be the victim of walking in someone else’s green slimy snotlike gobbet of phlegm.

Let’s bow our heads in prayer for rain to rid our sidewalks of these Fridgid February Phlegmsicles..

Loogie Skipper

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