Published February 22, 2007. |
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Last week when I went to buy my groceries at a certain store on Barrington Street, I noticed not one but three small birds flying and chirping (and undoubtedly pooping) around the produce section. Then, as if that wasn’t bad enough, what did I see scurrying across the dairy aisle? A rat the size of a chihuahua, ducking its hairy little ass under the counter and out of the way as fast as it could. Seriously. I wanted to throw up. I am never going to shop there ever again.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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