I cannot understand why it is so difficult to get in touch with the appropriate governmental department(s) when you have a complaint and/or question. I began my search today and have just ended a call with the TENTH person I've asked for help regarding this matter. NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW ANYTHING. I was in luck though; they've all been very friendly so I was pleasantly surprised with that. It's just no wonder about things like listeriosis when they say it's a problem with safety checks. More departments? I don't know about that....half of the ones we have don't even know which department is responsible for what-it is really crazy!!!! I was even directed to the poor lady at the HRM info line (ya, the one you call for the bus schedule AND the same one you call when you find a lost dog or cat AND the same one you call with a myriad of other things). I knew I was in trouble when I was given that number. So, I've been to food safety, agriculture, fire marshal, reg. fire service, hrm info, police and fire inquiries, by-law dept., health agency, restaurant regulations, dept. of general health and finally, I am waiting for the occupational health and safety to return my call. Holy crap!

Blue page turning Red

It's pretty fucking disgraceful when a straight girl can flirt their way into one of the only gay bars in the city with an expired ID card of over 10 months and her very gay looking friend didn't even get a second glance with only one month expiry on her card. Fuck the asshole bouncer who thought he might get a blow job from my friend and eat a dick to his supervisor who told us not to come back after we questioned his motives. It's pretty fucking pathedic being discriminated against at the one place you should be able to be yourself.

disgusted dyke

Thanks for pointing out that my friends smaller then me. Like I didn't know that already asshole.

a size 8

This is directed to the female who spreads her boogers on the public bathroom stall walls in the Brewery Market building. Could you stop please? Maybe you think it's funny, or you're trying to "stick it to the man", but I'm tired of looking at your mucus all over the walls, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. I feel bad that the cleaning staff has to deal with your socially reclusive, childish behavior. This has been going on for at least a year, and it's time it stops. Use toilet paper, for pete's sake!!! Wipe it on your clothes, eat it, I don't care! Just grow up!!

I <3 kleenex

Published September 30, 2008.crazy drivers

To the crazy bitch that almost killed me and my 18 month old son in a Bayers Rd crosswalk yesterday, FUCK YOU!!! As i got half way across the street i noticed you speeding down the hill so i turned back and you sped through the red light and smashed into two other cars, still not sure that you even saw me and my baby! WHAT THE FUCK??? You had a baby in the back of your car too! You almost killed 8 people! As i walked around the city today i noticed that far too many drivers are not paying attention, especially when pulling out of driveways... why do drivers think that traffic only comes from one direction? Why do people not care about the safety of others... especially innocent children! For fuck sakes paople slow down, look both ways, and realize that your ignorance can cost someone their life!

thankful for angels

To the mutant pawning Canadian Tire visa's on Quinpool Rd : I would rather pay 10 cents a liter more every time I fill my tank than to listen to your lame speel about visa benifits. You might also want to button up your shirt because your the sight of your chest hair left me disorientated. All I wanted to do was buy one roll of duct tape, not get lectured by a bafoon about gas savings. Get a real job chump!

I got gas

To the queer guys who do their thing in the window, can you get some drapes? My gf gets off on it WAY too much

Hants County Dude

So I'm reading the paper today and an article caught my attention, which I'm sure some of you are aware of it by now.

A trucker, East Indian descent, who lived in ON for 6 years after marrying, and still married, to a Canadian, decided to work in AB. While driving on a highway at 60 km/hr, he T-bones a bus carrying workers killing 6 and injuring 21. The bus was stuck in traffic due to an unrelated accident on the same highway, and since the bus driver is very intelligent, decided to pull a U-turn, on a highway mind you, at 1am, pitch black according to witnesses, and got stuck. Stopped across the 2 lanes, obstructing the 2 lanes of the highway, the bus driver decided not to use flares, reflective traffic triangles, or send someone to stand away from the bus slowing traffic down and warning other drivers. The trucker was charged with 6 counts reckless and dangerous driving, going 90 km/hr on an highway, causing death, and 19 counts causing bodily harm. The bus driver, who actually did the reckless driving, was charged with nothing, even though he's the one who actually caused the accident. Bus driver is a native Albertan. Do the math.

Full story here. http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/1082010.html.

The funny thing about it is witnesses are saying that the bus was fully lit, head lights on, rear lights on, hazards, but they fail to see that the bus was stopped sideways and the trucker couldn't see any of these lights. I don't think there should be any charges laid on the trucker, and the bus driver should be fined for making an illegal turn, and charged with dangerous driving.

Sorry for the losses

to a certain lesbionic bookshop with a dildo wall......when I come in to buy aforementioned dildo, I do NOT want to talk to you! just because I'm in your store doesn't mean I am a hippy bisexual lesbian who wants to eat granola off my tattooed girlfriends nipple ring...I just want a dildo.

and whilst picking out this wand-o-pleasure, I don't need to discuss with you it's merits or how good it is or how you really enjoyed it when your girlfriend shoved it up your ass it made you squirt like niagra falls. listen: I'm buying this one AGAIN because I wore out my first one- clearly I know how good it is. if I were having trouble deciding what I wanted to put inside me, then maybe I'd ask you.

and finally, after I've paid and am about to return to the land-of-showering, please don't slip pamphlets for hippy gatherings or how-to-peg-your-boyfriend learning sessions into my bag. I don't want them and you just made more litter; bravo hippy, bravo.

go fuck yourself with something hard and sandpappery

alright i've fucking had it, i'm sick and tired of every woman i have ever met calling me a "nice guy". you are all fucking stupid, i don't want to be your "advice friend" i don't want to be your crying shoulder. so piss off with the misleading shit, and stop with the "oh i couldn't go out with you, you're too nice" and then fucking expecting me to sit there and listen to you go on and on about your boyfriend treating you like shit. you don't realize that maybe you're doing the same to me? fuck!!

obviously not a "nice guy"