By all means,

You responsible

For the Back of Cold

In the weather,

Please at once

Report Self Now

To the Principal,

For all Sake.

ernest

Published April 30, 2008.Why isn't there a listing for best Fish Monger?

Why isn't there a listing for best Fish Monger?

Bill

OK ok sooooo i descide to write another blog , if thats what you call it or a bitch because it felt so good to get the things off my chest, and i like all the comments good ones and negative ones I got to hear what you guys all thought all 8 of you and you all had good opinions on my fashion tips if you read it it was titled spring is here...and i went on and on about if your fat you shouldn't wear that the funny thing is... you all thought i was a girl . I am embarrsed anyway . Fashion bothers me, i don't know why but it does. Ok so its almost summer even though it is freezing out somedays. this is gonna piss you guys off but seriously it has to stop. I hate those flat shoes and i am not talking about sandals of flip flops but those shoes that are made of cloth and rubber on the bottom, ick!!! theyre so ugly and they look soo cold to wear u guys were wearing them in the winter, I know that you guys are wearing them"for the comfort" and yes i admit i would rather u wear those then high heels but god, why not sneakers... they are Hideuos especially with them leggings, they look so fucking cheap and they are , its ok if you are poor i guess but u could still buy cheap shoes at walmart , omg i think the walmart ones are the worse. every design of them is ugly i have never seen a nice pair of them. Don't your feet get sweaty and stinky too yuck, GET SOME SNEAKERS . or something else ...and crocks...do u ever see anyone who has any sense of style wearing crocks...nope. god i hated them when they came out till this day .UGLY. omg people who wear dark pants then orange/red crocks...uhh Look in a mirror before you leave , they don'tmatch not only that they make your feet look huge. again there are so many different styles of shoes... Also one more thing for the girls not so much the guys but if you are wearing boots lets say and you want everyone to see that their boots..well its ok if you tuck your pants in IF...they are skinny jeans ...nothing else , especially not jogging pants otherwise always put your pants over your boot so that the tip of them touches your toes ... amen lol

Style Tips

Municipal malfunction aka "On Patrol" uses ahme to get 'da gubbmint' to fix the city. I now call on the Website Nazi to round up his huge team of website developers to fix the "Still Broken" section of On Patrol! I bitched about this once upon a time, and it's still broken. It's like ten thousand spoons, and all I need is a knife! In case there is some trouble locating said "On Patrol" delinquents;

Published December 13, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: When we said we wanted a public outdoor skating rink, we didn’t mean on the sidewalks of Bloomfield Street.

Published November 29, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: That’s not a mirage---there’s a river running through the West End Mall parking lot.

Published November 01, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: If you’ll look to the fountain near the Public Gardens’ new entrance on Spring Garden, you’ll see the wonder and majesty of flowing water. Here it comes. Like a geyser of majesty, folks...about to gush forth…very, very soon…uh…hmm. What the hell?

Published October 11, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: This sign on Queen Street near Spring Garden is all like, “I’m gonna lie on the ground, dude,”

Published June 21, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: What’s wrong: This bicycle has been locked up near Lord Dalhousie Drive since last fall.

Duct Tape Adam

I have tried giving you a chance, I have taken every paper your slaves have forced on me on the street, I never cared much for whats inside, but for the most part, whatever, its something to read. City Pizza only opened rather recently, and tragically, burned down. your headline, no matter how clever you feel it was, was NOT funny. "Fire eats top of pizza place" oh, funny, pizza, eating, the fire is eating the pizza place like a fat man eats pizza, um, no, not funny, a buisness got ruined, (I cant imagine Topcuts downstairs is doing well now, and someones home on the top floor is destroyed now) yet instead of reporting it professionally like "Local pizza place in ruins" or "Tragic fire at newest pizza shop" you just HAD to be funny and clever. Well, whoever wrote that headline, fuck you. I hope your house burns down, so I can make fun of it. I can see it now, "Poetic justice for Douchebag reporter, how does it feel jackass?"

Someone who gives a shit

why is it that my sibling is only willing to share when it is my possessions at stake? i eat your gum and you freak out but when you find something that i have been looking for it's yours now, or "we can share it" and when i protest i am the one that should grow up". well if you continue to use my stolen goods i will continue to eat your gum.....

5 gum

If I have to look at one more logo in Helvetica or Arial I am going to loose my last thousand lunches in one fell swoop. Fuck the Swiss design school, fuck the dehumanizing clean lines, the oh so mind numbing utilitarianism of it all. While we are at it: fuck Bauhaus architecture and all it's bastard children And to that genius architect, whoever you are, what on earth gave you the idea that sticking (soon to be rusted)corrugated steel on perfectly sensible old buildings is ever a good idea? Are you so utterly blinded by your own mediocrity that you cannot see that your effort are far from timeless, that they will be bulldozed in a matter of years, that they are pedantic and already out of date?

Are you the same hack who build that monstrosity across from the Hydrostone (you know the one which looks like a Hell's angel bunker) ? If so, retire now before you wreck one more neighbourhood with your incompetent interpretation of a design philosophy which has had its day and which now should be shelved for eternity. Fuck Helvetica

the concrete fox

I really must vent about this absolutely redicoulous piece of garbage of a school. First of all we only have 5 mins to get between classes. Second they lock the Ahern Street entrance yeah the one with the bridge in fact for all 1700 of us we only have two doors to enter through. Third we have a parking problem. Actually no- the school had a problem with us parking in the parking lot even know there was always enough room for everyone but oh no It wasn't good enough and thanks to the droves of Hospital employees who park on Ahern us students have no where to park. I guess the parking lot near the rear entrance you know the always gated off waste of perfectly good parking space. and last of the staff are irritating and spy on the smokers making sure nobody stands under the unused rear ahern level entrance to smoke. last of all this school is as borring as they come and I think they built it with the cheapest crap they could possibly get. Like the super budget level elevator which constantly beeps and clunks and has all the quality of a 70's pinto. Did I mention the elevator is not for general student use HA do you really think your going to give me 5 minutes to crawl up three flights of stairs in crowded stairways and hallways? Back to the parking issue Why is it that the old school which was built in the 1950's!!! had enough parking for everyone but there you have it they don't care about you one bit. And heres a interesting tidbit. They only decided to air condition the office, cafeteria, and gym which are the only areas the public normally see's can u say cheap! I guess its all about PR there. The classrooms are either cold or hot most of the time and in the fall they were terribly warm. but who cares about the teachers and the students the main reason the school was SUPPosedly built in the first place. Another screw up for Halifax they are really piling up these days ain't they?

MB

to the nosey fucking old bitch that should be home on her retirement plan, what i wear is none of your business , you came up and asked if i had cancer!! If i choose to wear something on my head for fashion that is my fucking choice, you didn't even say hi or get my name, you asked where I worke and if I had cancer, get this straight I don't like gossips like you, you will be ignored. so go back , sit down and shut up because people like you who gossip have very little to do with their lives. so fuck off now!

silly fucking bitch thought I had cancer cause i wore a hat!

who the fuck would by a fucking formal dinner table off kijiji for $5200???? come on folks people weren't born yesterday! they go there for bargains not some high priced crap. also to a certain store in dartmouth on wyse road that buys up kijiji stuff cheap then sells it for $299.99 or $149.99 get with it, everyone knows you got it off kijiji!!

fed up with rip off artists!