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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

CODE BLUE

Posted on Tue, Sep 12, 2006 at 1:07 PM

According to a report on CBC Radio this morning, until recently you could go into the Quinpool Wendy's and order a "Code Blue" off the menu--an artery-squeezing 12 patty burger. Apparently this is no longer the case after some greedy gussy used the code to order a 15-patty burger and then proceeded to puke on the floor. We're not making this shit up people. And while I'm at it, why would you take Condi to Tim Hortons? Does she take Stephen Harper to Denny's? Although he looks like he's had a few Code Blues already...

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