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notsosexyBack?

or WWBD? (what would Bono do?)

I was well on my way to declaring Justin TImberlake's "SexyBack" as brilliant until I saw the plot-a-confusing video. Watch closely...he rips off her pearls, yadda, yadda, more hotness, yadda. Wait. She reaches for the nightstand drawer. He stops her. What do people keep beside the bed?? Condoms!! Yes, they're spies or whatever, and sure she probably has a gun, but I can't help feeling that SexyBack drawer-restrictions really refer to barebacking. If it's true, I've totally lost respect for the little dude. I even felt sorry for him when he got pelted with waterbottles by AC/DC fans at SARSfest. Maybe I'm reading too much into JT's recent media insistence that he's been a baaaad boy, who's done some crazy things off the Mickey Mouse tour circuit. Problem is "sexy" is now occupying the space in my brain originally reserved for the "milkshake song" and the theme from "Greatest American Hero."

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