Screw Valentine's Day---this Sunday has all the giggling, blushing and sexiness you'll be able to handle. Select Haligonians will read hot and steamy passages from some of the best (and worst) romance novels in Argyle Fine Art's make-shift living room set. Sizzling readers include: Chief of police Frank Beazley, meteorologist Cindy Day, Dartmouth councillor Gloria McCluskey, comedian Bill Carr, actor Cory Bowles, our very own Sue Carter Flinn, MP Megan Leslie, journalist Heidi Petracek, Q104's Tom Bedell, Picnicface's Cheryl Hann and Geri Hall from This Hour has 22 Minutes. AFA's staff promises romance passages "full of steam and sauce," filling the night with laughs and red faces. Hosted by the ever-so-lovely Eureka Love, all proceeds go to Adsum House. –Holly Gordon