Q I broke up with a girl who wasn't hot enough for me. I tried my whole life to not be that kind of guy. I treated her carelessly because she wasn't that important to me. I was self-indulgent and rude and disrespectful, and it made her cry. She's perfectly attractive, but not in an obvious way, which is what I want. I don't want to abandon her, because she is a pillar of support that I truly need. She's the first girl I ever fucked, and I'm the first guy she ever dated. She is 28 and I am 24. What is a man who is pathologically worried about being an asshole to do? --Must Remain Anonymous
A So...you were a virgin at age 23 when you met this woman.
Hmm. I'm guessing you're not all that conventionally attractive yourself, MRA. You're attractive, of course, just not in a conventional sense. You're attractive in the same way that, say, your ex-girlfriend is attractive. Perfectly attractive. Just not obviously attractive.
Not hot. But you feel entitled to a woman who is attractive in obvious ways. You want a woman who's objectively hot. And you may get one. There are lots of obviously hot women out there with guys who aren't anywhere near as hot. Helps if the dude's a billionaire. But a word of warning: If you had to wait until age 23 for a woman to come along who was willing to fuck you and put up with your shit, MRA, the wait for a hot woman who's willing to fuck you and put up with your shit could be a long one. But you can live in hope.
What you can't live in, MRA, is an alternate reality where you haven't been an asshole. You emotionally abused this woman for failing to be something she wasn't when you met her (and something that you're not, either): conventionally, objectively and obviously attractive. You weren't obligated to stay with her forever just because she was kind enough to fuck you and put up with your shit for awhile, of course, and you're free to follow your dreams and pursue hot women. But you were obligated to treat this woman with kindness and consideration. Instead, you went out of your way to act like an asshole.
Cut her from your life. It's the only decent thing to do. It may be the only decent thing you've ever done for her.
Q I'm an 18-year-old girl in my freshman year at university. I moved into an apartment with three roommates: awesome party girl who I really get along with, my long-term boyfriend and a new guy who is a year older than me.
Here's the problem: I don't have an out-of-this-world libido. My boyfriend doesn't mind and seems content. But I want to fuck the new guy's brains out all the time. I don't understand! I love my boyfriend and I find him attractive, and this other guy is not my type in any way. I am NOT going to cheat on my boyfriend, but I don't know what to do! --Feelings Are Not Technically Alright Sometimes, Y'know?
A First potential explanation: Like most 18-year-olds, you don't know your hole from an ass in the ground. Part of dating, at your age, is discovering what works for you, who works for you and what you want. Sometimes what you think you want isn't what you actually want. So it's possible that your long-term boyfriend is a nice guy, a good guy and an attractive guy. But he's not the kind of nice, good, attractive guy who turns you on. So your libido may be just fine, FANTASY, it's just that you have yet to date a guy who cranks your libido into gear.
Second potential explanation: Women tend to be attracted to one type of guy when they're not ovulating (nicer guys: good parents and helpful partners) and a different type of guy when they are ovulating (rougher guys: lousy parents and worse partners). Lots of women in long-term, stable relationships with nice guys enjoy manly man-eye-candy when they're ovulating and then fuck their nice guy's brains out.
What to do? Well, if it's explanation number one, dump your boyfriend and date your roommate. If it's explanation number two, ogle your roommate and fuck your boyfriend.
Q A gay couple, friends of mine, just announced their wedding this coming summer in Vancouver. They've broken up and reunited countless times over the last 10 years; they fight and cheat on each other. Separately they're wonderful people, but together they're a fucking nightmare.
I suspect this will be one of those marriages that will collapse quickly. So it occurs to me: How much social pressure will there be for gay married folks not to get divorced? After all, the homophobes will soon use gay divorce rates as an argument against gay marriage, right? --The Straight Best Man
A Wrong. Half of all opposite-sex marriages end in divorce, TSBM, which makes it pretty easy to deflect arguments about a gay divorce somehow proving that same-sexers aren't worthy. And divorce---access to the courts to divide up joint property, work out custody arrangements, determine spousal support---is one of the important rights that comes with marriage.
And did you know that the first same-sex couple to legally wed in Canada wound up divorcing? And that the first same-sex couple to legally marry in the United States also wound up divorcing? No and no, TSBM, because evangelical Christians---those rabid opponents of marriage equality---haven't made it an issue. And why haven't they? Oh, probably because the divorce rate among conservative evangelical Christians is higher than the divorce rate among less batshit Christians, non-believers and Americans who live in Massachusetts. The haters don't want to make divorce an issue because it makes them look bad, not us. As for your friends...
Some people love conflict and drama, and it's for the best when two drama-seeking conflictophiles pair off and marry each other. It can be hard on friends and family at first, TSBM, but once you realize that a couple is a pair of perfectly matched conflictophiles---both parties are equally awful, neither is being abused, two innocent people were spared when these two fuckers found each other---you don't have to pretend you give a flying fuck about their drama anymore.
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