If you’re turning on the television at the crack of dawn, what do you expect? Those crazy kids at Breakfast Television specialize in high-energy all-out nuttiness, and for some reason, that grates on your nerves first thing in the morning. More than half your votes singled out Scott Boyd—or “chaotic blond guy from bt”—who is currently appearing in a local production of Grease. Goooood morning.
Runner-up: Steve Murphy