The beautiful folks that took our annual Sex + Dating survey had been bottling some deep secrets, and all we had to do was ask nicely in order to get them to spill. From solo fun to infidelity, to beautiful dark twisted fantasies, these are Halifax's sexual confessions, now try and keep them to yourselves.
"I let people believe I had sex with a girl while we were partying in Antigonish during my university days. I did go back with her, and we did make out for a while, but she was way too drunk and I didn't want to take advantage of the situation, so I let her pass out and I just laid on the side of the bed until morning."
“I faked every orgasm with my first boyfriend at the end of high school. I was told that some girls just can't, and I figured that I must be one of those girls. I was also afraid that he would think something was wrong with me. Luckily the next fella proved my theory wrong."
“The most amazing sex I had could not happen again because it freaked me out that his apartment was full of Star Wars figurines and LEGO models. I love Star Wars as much as the next person, being naked in front of Yoda felt inappropriate."
“I once gave a blowjob behind St. Mary's basilica and I kind of hate myself for it. It's a fucking church after all.”
“I really like lesbian porn. But I love dick and I don't really wanna be with a woman I think I just like watching.”
“I masturbate in most beds I sleep in, regardless of whose it is or why I'm there (assuming I'm alone, like I'm visiting a friend and I sleep in their spare room or something).”
“Most of my fantasies involve aliens experimentation and government conspiracy story lines. I'm just a (less shitty) Mulder looking for their Scully.”
“I think about my ex (who was the best sex ever btw), every single day. I've tried to get him out of my head for 11 years. We did hookup back in October a few times, but, I still think about him everyday. I masturbating while thinking about him 3-5 times a week.”
“I was dating a married man and knew it, though I spun it as he was "separated" and played the "I had no idea" card.”
“It's not the most salacious of secrets, but I am so fucking horny. And it's a secret because I'm so shy and reserved and won't even admit to having masturbated (though maybe I can thank the internalization of gross stereotypes of women's sexuality for that one). I don't think even my girlfriend realizes that even innocent touches or general closeness can turn my thoughts quickly to other things."