The Five Fishermen, 1740 Argyle, 422-4421
Whatever it is they are doing with their mussels over there at Five Fishermen, they sure as hell don’t want to talk about it. “I don’t have authorization to speak with you about our mussels,” says one unidentified staff member. (And they wear those funny little earphones, too—like the CIA.) Messages to the kitchen went unreturned as well, so I suppose it’s safe to surmise that whoever is manhandling the mussels has got a good thing going on and doesn’t want to risk exposing any trade secrets.
Runner-up: Economy Shoe Shop, 1663 Argyle, 423-7463