We’ll be mailing Dan Savage his best columnist plaque again, and for the fifth year in a row, mind you, not just because he’s out peddling his new book, but because he lives in SEATTLE. Whatever. He makes you laugh. He pisses you off. He gave you a tighty-whitie contest. He’s everything you’ve ever wanted in a sex advice columnist. You love him, you really, really, really love him.
Runner-up: Jane Kansas, Daily News