But how can those of us who are endowed with big, beautiful cocks advertise 'the asset' to discriminating enthusiasts like anonymous?
Everybody does not know we're here! A woman can easily flaunt her booty, but what's a man to do? I mean, this is something that's tricky to slide into polite conversation, and with the sad passing of the hair metal years one has a hard time justifying spandex as dating attire.
I tell you, it's hard, so hard.
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