Cranky 
Member since Jan 18, 2009

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Re: “Do it under the bus

Probably in a hurry to end his shift! Fuck the schedule, I'm off in 10!

5 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Cranky on 05/24/2013 at 1:31 PM

Re: “Poochsicles

I'm pretty sure the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever was engineered for just such a thing.

18 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Cranky on 05/24/2013 at 1:30 PM

Re: “Dear server's nightmare

Of course, and not all waitstaff bitch and moan about their tips. Its the ones who do who deserve our derision.

8 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Cranky on 05/23/2013 at 4:43 PM

Re: “Dear server's nightmare

Friends of the Owner are the worst kind of patron. I will give you extra sympathy to compensate for any derision foisted upon you from the regulars here who don't get it.

10 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Cranky on 05/23/2013 at 2:01 PM

Re: “Hospital cake walk

Let them eat cake.

25 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Cranky on 05/22/2013 at 2:55 PM

Re: “I love cheap

Oh, don't dis the I*heart*Local thing, its what makes us unique.

3 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by Cranky on 05/22/2013 at 2:40 PM

Re: “Dirty pirates

Don't they make all their money in t-shirt sales, anyway?

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Cranky on 05/21/2013 at 2:02 PM

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Re: “Henry House

Food out of can and poor customer service. If Mel still works there they have at least one good server.

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Cranky on 09/21/2011 at 11:17 AM

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