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on Fri, May 30, 2014 at 3:45 PM
Some moron thought it might be a remotely good and funny idea to take a big dump in my friend’s chives. Perhaps you're just some teenager on a dare, but that is really the epitome of idiocy! Have some respect—for yourself and others! How can you justify destroying (yes, destroying) food on a whim when people in this world are dying of hunger? Maybe worse is that you chose to do it in the yard of an amazing couple who would have made you feel quite welcome had you ever had the chance to meet them and get an invite into their lovely home. But you decided to take the scum route instead. You make me sick! -Foodlover
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on Fri, May 30, 2014 at 3:43 PM
OK, I know there is a joke about the man who tried to throw away his garbage can. Well it happened to me. I took a ratty garbage can and stomped on to it make it even rattier, then placed it—empty!—next to my garbage.
The garbage man did not take it.
I thought about writing a note like "Hey idiot! This is nfg" but prick would probably inspect and tag my garbage bags for the rest of eternity. -Justa Sayin
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on Fri, May 30, 2014 at 3:41 PM
Dear Pretty Boy Driving Your Pretty-Boy Car On the Circ Yesterday:
You have a beautiful car. It goes vroom-vroom. I get it. I really and truly do. However, I prefer to keep my anal inspections off the road and between the sheets. Next time you want to go that deep, be sure to buy me a drink first. -stilllovemypieceofshitdodgebecauseitgoesvroomvroomtoo
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on Fri, May 30, 2014 at 3:40 PM
I would like to let the "manager" of a certain food establishment housed in a larger building know how much of an incredibly pathetic piece of shit he is. On my lunch break I watched you belittle one of your young female employees (btw the staff nearly all female and late teens early 20s) as you made her stand and watch you sit and eat without even making eye contact.
Among other fucking garbage that came out of your mouth was the phrase "Me and my family paid for all of this, so that makes me the most important person here, remember that" while she begged for things unreasonable things like a weekly schedule while you rolled your eyes and made her wait for you to chew each bite 42 fucking times before responding. I also noticed how you bullied her into criticizing her work colleagues, insinuated that such trivial matters like a schedule were beneath you, and then left without providing her with any answers.
Newsflash asshole: a real man treats women with respect because he's secure in himself and doesn't need to jack up his self-esteem with ephedrine and putting down others, especially those smaller and weaker than himself. About the only thing I can commend you for is that by walking around with your chest puffed up and with your lip jutting out like that everyone can see what a desperate fucking clown you really are! -One Secure Dude
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on Fri, May 30, 2014 at 3:37 PM
Fuck the police officer who rolled up on me for riding to the sidewalk. This is following two cars honking at me because I was riding too slow I was riding slow because of the proximity I was with parked cars not know whether one contained a human blind to using the side mirror. Fuck the city for allowing parked cars on a two-lane street in the middle of rush hour. Fucking think for a minute. -Beginner Biker
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on Thu, May 29, 2014 at 11:23 AM
Don't inbox me and tell me to fuck off with the after-sex selfies and then report them! If you don't like my them then delete me. They're not harming anyone, I just like to post them cause it's fun! My boyfriend and I get a big kick out of them. The fact that you go the great length to try to get my pics deleted and even my account closed down, makes me believe you're just jealous. I'm so sorry my after-sex selfies are reminders of what you're not getting. So fuck off yourself, tonight Imma personally send you a selfie with my titties uncovered! -Gonna be posting an after-sex selfie tonight!
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on Thu, May 29, 2014 at 11:20 AM
I've been frequenting the library on Spring Garden Road for quite some time, and I'm appalled by the amount of people who routinely come to the library and cause disturbing scenes, often harassing librarians or other regular customers. Why are people so crazy, and just plain mean? -Just Wanted Some Free Blu-Rays
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on Thu, May 29, 2014 at 11:18 AM
To the supporters and ones who feel the need to post things on my behalf: I appreciate the support and I know it comes from a good place, but please understand I chose not to engage in the recent ware because that is who I am. I fight for what is important and this truly is not important. Once someone makes up their mind about who you are as a person, there sometimes just isn’t any way to change it....even if they are wrong. C'est la vie!
By continuing with the postings, is not only hurtful, but it does not allow the people involved to move on from it and truly be happy. There is a much bigger task at hand right now and everyone needs to refocus all that energy, and work together, to reach our common goal.
I have let go, please do the same. -There are bigger things in life to worry about
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on Wed, May 28, 2014 at 10:22 AM
To the north end front porch drug dealers and roving packs of leering military trainees—go fuck yourselves (or each other please). You really should be arrested for the shit you say to me while I jog by. Next time imagine I'm your mom or your sister—have a self-aware moment, and realize you are representing the scum of the earth. When you're alone, you say nothing. When you have a few shitheads with you, you get rapey. WTF? -Pissed Off
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on Wed, May 28, 2014 at 10:21 AM
Don't tell me how much you're wining or losing, I really don't care. Don't ask which machines are paying, they all rape the same money over time. Don't spend $800 chasing a $500 bonus and expect me to have even a shred of pity or respect for you. Don't cash a ticket unless you are leaving the bar—we both know that $40 is going straight back in, so why waste my time? I'm busy mixing drinks for humans addicted to booze, not rows of unicorns and fairy bonuses. Grow up. -The Bartender Hates You