Look, I understand it's a tough world out there. I get it. I don't make much money; hell, I probably make less than you. So why is it that you proceed to hound me (and every other customer) the second I walk up to the counter. You're not funny. You're not amusing anybody. You make people feel uncomfortable and awkward through what should be the very easy-going process of ordering a meal, and it makes it all the worse that you're eye-fucking my wallet for a tip the entire time.

Three times I've been to your restaurant. The second time I went, you frustrated me so severely with your behaviour that I swore not to return. Oh, but wait, your restaurant opened up a second location. "Yay," I thought, "I can go in peace not having to be concerned with your god-awful presence!" That was not the case. You were there, telling me some illogical story I didn't even understand and throwing in your occasional encouragement to leave a tip. Fuck you. I just want to eat a fucking gourmet burger with out having to see your face, and now I can't, because I refuse to have another conversation with you for the rest of my existence. I hate you. —A Guy Who Just Wants to Order his Burger in Peace

This is for the condescending bitch of a customer that I had to deal with tonight, and it applies to all of you condescending customers who think it's cool to talk down to someone who is no position to talk back. Fuck you with a rusty pick axe.

So this fuckin uppity french bitch calls me, asks me how to do something, I tell her, and because it wasn't the exact answer she wanted, has the fuckin nerve to ask me "so what do you guys even do over there?"

Well, bitch, to answer your question, lots of things, not the least of which have to take shit from you, Madame Merdeface. We do lots of things. We do a job that you probably couldn't handle for 2 minutes let alone 8 hours a day 5 or days days a week. Just because I couldn't help you in the EXACT way you had hoped, just because I was not physically able to do it for you (I explained the perfectly valid reason why) you felt the need to start to argue and make snooty ignorant comments for the sole purpose of pissing me off. Well mission accomplished, you wrinkled old frog faced pirate whore.

Does it make you fucking pricks feel good to talk shit to a faceless voice on the phone? It's funny, I've worked in retail and you motherfuckers aren't quite so brave when you have to look me in the eye. Go ahead assholes, be rude and condescending, do everything you can to make me feel like shit make it personal, try to ruin my day, two can play that game. —Have some fuckin respect

Sure there are plenty of viable "fish"... However, how are you going to net and gut said fish without the proper 'equipment': meals, drinks, or any other misc expense? Perhaps it would be in our best interests to attempt to fish with your meager fishing rod at multiple lakes? and when it comes to fishing, don't let the fish tell you to stop fishing.... they are only fish. —stfu fish

how fucking difficult is it to keep your button-up shirt tucked in at work? I definitely don't want to see that...no matter where it is. also, could you please wear an under shirt? I even asked nicely... I don't need to see your furry belly at lunch or any other time. please. —#barf

This is a warning for all women who use online dating sites,your being taken. Some men(used loosely) have several different profiles opened at once in order to get themselves off by using many different women at the same time .One guy's profile is telling one woman he cares and wants to meet her.While the same guy under a different profile, is getting off with another woman.This is not a problem if all parties are aware and agree with what's happening but in some cases this isn't so. These guy's only care about themselves,don't listen to they're lies ladies... —Empathetic Sister

Great to see beekeeping making the front cover. The beekeeping business needs as much publicity as possible, it's a dire situation out there for bees and the numerous other beneficial insects for which we probably couldn't survive. But why, oh why, do you manage to incorporate yet another too-cool-for-school-I'm so ironic and retro-hipster "model" on your cover? How about using the actual guy who owns the bees who provided them to you? I'm guessing he declined the publicity... ? I love the paper, I'm just tired of the repetition. Your readership is wider-ranging than that! —Beekeeper Too

We'll take your money, BUT there are rules. You can't talk on the bus in a loud fashion as to show everyone that you are there, and you want to be recognized. You can't talk on the phone as if no one is around you and can hear you. You can't text while walking, as to not run into cars, you can't walk 3 aside on the side walk, so no one can pass going the oppositie direction, you have to have bus passes, so you don't come on to the bus searching for change, when you knew for the last 20 minutes that you were taking a bus, and suddenly you don't have enough money, or your transfer has run old. But yea..we'll take your parents money. Its good for the economy. —Mike

I live in of the less desirable areas of the city, the one with the "View". All I want is to live my life with quality and dignity. I look out for my own safety and security as well as the other tenants in my building. This past winter my neighbours decided to get in the entrepreneurial spirit and start dealing drugs...Crack and Pot. Along with prostitution. One of the girls is 16. I used a third party agency that provides information to the police. This was back in January. My information was detailed and explicit. The business end of it was and still is very blatant. The Police have done absolutely nothing. Except for leak the tip to the buildingmanager who tips the whorehouse. It's still happening and there are kids living in this area. What a crock of shit! Get something handed to you on a silver platter and you all do FUCK ALL! I guess a free BLOWJOB from a crackwhore is actually better than do something for your community. Make no wonder your solve rate is one of the worst in the country. Lazy Pricks! —Copped Out

I've been following LTWWB every day for the past two years and I have to say this summer I've really noticed quite a number of dating site bitches written by male OPs.

Well, let me tell you, it's much worse for us women doing online dating. Most of you guys are fucking creeps. Myself and four other women I know have tried it off and on and collectively we've had/met:
-Eight stand ups
-Eleven guys misrepresenting themselves (old/fake photos)
-Six bullshitters, lied about work, interests, hobbies, etc
-One stalking
-Nine cheap or broke ass losers
-One guy who up and left immediately upon seeing one of us and told her she looked worse in person (this girl sent several recent photos of herself)
-Six guys who insisted on having sex the first meeting after we made it clear we don't put out that quickly

Really, how the fuck are women actually finding quality relationships on these sites? 95% of these guys are undateable!

I'm still single, so are three of the four other girls. The fourth one is married now, she met her hubby at her job.

So let this be a lesson for you online daters out there: Get off the damn dating sites! You're wasting your time and money, especially if you're paying for it! The people you meet are not worth their salt! —Online Men Suck

Hey you. Yes you. Let me shine the light so you can see. Listen carefully. Nobody fucking cares what you think. Shut the hell up. I could mop the floor with your weak ass. —Some people's children