I met this guy at a party. We hit it off really well and began dating. On our 6th date, we had sex. It was okay, not amazing, but it was our first time together-- of course it's not going to be mind blowing. We used to text every day, but then he stopped messaging me. Three weeks later and I still didn't hear from him. So I emailed him. He emailed me back and this was the gist of his message:

"Hey, I had a few too many drinks so now I'm able to tell you this. I don't think we should see each other anymore. I'm sorry but the sex was absolutely awful. You don't have much experience do you? Also, you need to trim and clean a little better. I'm so sorry to be bearer of bad news, hon."

I stared at the message in shock and think am I actually reading this?!! I thought that maybe it was joke or it was just the booze talking, but then I found out from a friend that when he was sober he did say I was awful and was hairy and smelly down under!! You got to be fucking kidding me! As someone who does trim and shower every day, and has had sex on average 10 times a month for the past 8 years, this is utter bullshit! Why would this guy make up shit and blame the mediocre sex on me? What a fucking tool!! —Stupid guys

Dear friends and family from out of town,

Please don't come visit me from December 15th until March 15th. I have a parking spot at my work, but my car is in it, and there will be nowhere for you to park. Fecking HRM Parking BAN!!! I hate you. —Down with Winter Parking Ban!!

We have all seen those websites offering a "faux" leather chair for $50 saying its in mint condition then when you email or talk to them oh there is a paint stain on the back! FUCK. Why can't you people just be honest in your fucking ad on the net when posting and oh please post original pics not those that you copy from a website. People want to see original pictures of the item before they go and make arrangements to buy it. I also love those people who post items for sale and charge way to much than the original price of it. Get over yourselves you are not a store. —thinking of giving up internet bargain hunting

...goes out to the person who just farted in my office.

Could you not excuse yourself first and fart in the hall?

Everyone farts, I get that, but could you be a bit more considerate about it and NOT fart in such an enclosed space? I had to throw my half eaten apple away and everything because the fart smell seeped into it (yes, I'm being dramatic here, but that's the point)! How would YOU like it if I came into your office and let one rip? —Didn't need to know what you had for lunch

On Saturday I was geocaching with my GPS in a wooded area. I randomly came across an improvised "camp". It was a two-level affair, wooden framing, ladder, tarps for protection. Not bad. I checked it out and to my utter disgust I discovered the following: "I'm a Jew Hater" spray painted on the tarp walls complete with a swastika. More swastikas and hate words were carved into the wood of the camp.

Over 45,000 Canadian men lost their lives fighting people who used that symbol, a people who knowingly or unknowingly supported a regime that exterminated 6 million Jews and here it was staring me in the face in Nova Scotia.

Yes, the camp owners are probably "just" teenagers but where does this attitude come from? Where is this hate learned? WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?

Well, I reported this place to the police who checked it out, and now the camp will be dismantled. So, to the hate mongering idiots who spent a lot of time and effort working on their camp, I hope you have learned your lesson... we should all hope. —A Veteran

Yes, I realize classes are an hour long and sometimes your friends aren't in the same class as you. You see them in the hall and you want to talk to them. That's fine. But please, don't stand right in the middle of the hallway while people are rushing around on all sides heading to their next class. Move to the side or against a wall. And please, don't glare at me when I ask you to move. —Beep beep

You market yourselves as a company with values and morals. I understand that with any company the bottom line is making money but your sanctimonious, holier than thou crap is getting tired.

I hope you have a great Christmas season, undoubtedly your busiest time of the year with all of the untrained newbies running the place.

You had loyal employees who not only knew how to run the place but also enjoyed working together. You had people with between 5 and 15 years experience but you just had to push it.

You dropped wages, cut hours, took away benefits, demoted people and brought in untrained teenagers to cover the hours that you cut from your full time employees. You eliminated the two management postions and asked us to apply to work for you part time!

Did you really expect us to stay for Christmas and sign something that said our hours would be cut from 30-40 per week in December to 8-12 hours per week in January? You just hired twice as many people to cover us because you refuse to have full time positions.

To have you interview me as if we have never met when I have been working for you for 8 years is beyond insulting...did you seriously ask me what my work experience was? Could you not have told me before this charade of an interview that there were no full time positions available. I had to get a letter...IN THE MAIL...saying I have been offered a part time position, with no benefits at $4.00 less per hour!

Luckily I found a management postion elsewhere and I'm working on getting jobs for the other guys and girls, too. Nice try telling me I had to give 2 weeks notice and couldn't start my new job right away. Your letter states this is a new job so I actually don't have to give you any notice at all. —You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

People who take ten freaking minutes once they get on the bus to fish out their change/wallet. What did you think you were going to need once you got on the bus idiots? When you see the bus coming get that shit ready, and that way you don't have to waste everyone else's time. —Tired of Waiting

Take some of your own fucking advice about being all calm and zen! I'm exhausted from you always getting overly-excited about the small insignificant things and starting arguments, just relax for God's sake, or Buddha's, or whoever it is that you worship. I don't know weather to laugh about your ironic nature or to explode with frustration. I think I'll just breathe... —Ohhhmmm

Parking is tight in Halifax, I know that. So I rent a parking space in a parking garage. I come to get my car on Saturday only to find a large amount of water flowing down from the ceiling above it. Turns out the bathroom above it overflowed.

The rental company isn't responsible for the clean-up of my car, and I as I am giving them less than a month's notice of not wanting to park in their garage after this, I owe them for next month's rent.

Frustrating. According to the company in parking there I should have known there was a risk of leakage. It isn't something they feel is necessary to warn people about. —stinky car