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Friday, September 28, 2012

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 5:00 PM

Last night it took me an hour and half to travel the 102 because there was an accident on the 102 near Sackville. A coworker left an hour after me, and beat me to Sackville because she took the Mackay bridge. During all of this time, I surfed my three favourite radio stations and did not get one traffic report. Granted, it is not their responsibility to send out traffic reports, but wtf? I pledge to be the loyal listener to the radio station that does a traffic report every 10 minutes during their going home show. —Don't Get Me Started on the Morning Rush Hour

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 4:01 PM

What is it with these god damned fruit flies this time of year? Where do they come from? You bring home some tomatoes, bananas or apples, or even vegetables like onions, potatoes. These little bastards are all over the fucking place! I wash the stuff when it comes home from the store... STILL in a couple of days... there they are... these little fuckers all over the place; when you open the bag or go in the cupboard. I hate you fuckers. —Fly Hater

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 3:15 PM

To the bitch on the 12:15pm 60 Eastern Passage bus who was engrossed in her cell phone/power bill payment conversation but still took time out to aside to fellow passenger with sight disabilities "Get your dirty dog away from me." Why not sit your ass at the BACK of the BUS next time instead of in the disability/elder passenger seats? Said person WITH a disability was sitting in a side seat keeping the chocolate lab very close. Better yet? WALK your ass and big mouth rather than RIDE. —SHOCKED

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 2:19 PM

I was walking with a friend Monday night and went to cross the street at the corner of Spring Garden and Barrington, we had the little man so I looked both ways and proceeded to walk, halfway across the street my friend grabbed me and pulled me back, saving me from being run over by the bus that had decided to turn right on a red light without checking for pedestrians since he was too busy looking behind him to talk to the girl sitting at the front of the bus. I'm pretty sure if you're driving a bus you should be paying attention and not almost hitting pedestrians. I know I'm slightly at fault for being of the airy nature and not paying attention but when I checked you were stopped at the red light and there was nothing else around which told me it was safe. Thankfully my friend caught me or I would have been just another mark on the pavement. But seriously, a pretty girl is not an excuse to run another girl over, pay attention to what you are doing when you are driving, especially a bus with passengers. —Sick of Almost Getting Hit By a Car or Bus Every Day

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 1:46 PM

The fair for the airport run is $3.25 you idiots, not $2.25, not a regular pass, not a regular transfer. If you want to use a regular transfer it's a dollar more as well as the pass. Route 320 was designed for legit passengers, not the trashy kind that's always trying to rip the system. —Boo to the Trashy Cheap Paying Passengers

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 12:28 PM

Let me explain to you how buying something works. Unless you have actually paid for it, that means forked over the money it costs, that thing doesn't actually belong to you. Just because the cashier has scanned it, doesn't mean you have paid for it, and therefore, it's still not yours. When the cashier tells you to wait until you have paid for the merchandise to open it, the polite thing to do is wait the five seconds it takes and actually pay for the thing. You don't say, "you already scanned it!" then wave your debit card around in my face. I'm sorry, but I'm not some machine that can magically devine the balance of your bank account by seeing your debit card, and at the store I work, a lot of people try to pay with debit and end up having insufficient funds. I wasn't being "extremely rude" to you just because I asked you to wait, and to make a big deal out of it in front of your children and the other customers, and then just continuing to open the stuff that's not yours just shows what kind of a person you are. Food items cannot be put back on the shelf if they are opened and if hadn't been able to pay for it, that would have robbed the company of the money that item costs. Next time, please don't be so impatient and hostile. You acted like a child. —Can't Wait Until I Graduate So I Can Get a Real Job

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 11:51 AM

Traffic is crawling. No one is getting anywhere. I am already 75 percent into the lane in front of you, the lane is mine. But you somehow get it in your mind that somebody did you wrong, so you pass me. It is a good thing that I am not an aggressive driver, as I would not have time to prevent the accident that you just about started. Your actions were so embarrassing, the driver behind you tried to apologize with a shrugging gesture. —Defensive Driver

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 11:02 AM

To all of the delusional women out there: Contrary to popular belief, most men WON'T fuck just anything. We have standards too, and many of us can afford to be a bit picky.

Just batting your eye lashes at us isn't gonna get us to buy you dinner, a car, et cetera. If you have nothing to bring to the table yourself. If you (a) have no job, (b) are dumb and lazy, (c) are not a nice person and (d) not my type, then I will not date you. Call me shallow all you want for "d". You can attempt to flirt with me, but if your physical appearance does nothing for me, I won't reciprocate the sentiment. On the other hand if you're hot as fuck, but any of the other above attributes apply to you—still no deal. I work hard, I'm educated and I've been told I'm a decent and good-looking guy many times.

How many times have I seen this: When a woman rejects a man, she gets praised. "Good for you, girl! You can do better than him." But when a man rejects a woman, he gets the "You fucking idiot, what's wrong with her?!" while she gets the "Oh, forget about him...you can do sooo much better than that asshole!" It's happened to me and many of my buddies and male relatives. It doesn't make any fucking sense!

Well, I have news for you fools. Women are not the only ones with standards! Any of you girls out there need to realize that not every man is going to fall for you. And if you get turned down by one, perhaps you should take a look in the mirror instead of cursing the "asshole" who doesn't want you. —From the Man's Point of View

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 10:04 AM

There is one actual professional singer who works in our office. He never runs around singing at the top of his lungs. So why is it OK for you tone-deaf loudmouth fucks to run around every four minutes singing some shit-ass pop tune when we aren’t even allowed to have a radio on? I am going to get a megaphone and a didgeridoo and then you’ll be fucking sorry. —Shut the Fuck Up

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Posted on Wed, Sep 26, 2012 at 5:18 PM

I've moved half way around the country to be even remotely close to you, stayed in a shitty dead end job and missed out on so many great opportunities to have fun with my friends and family just to please your stupid ass. You get mad whenever anyone has an opinion that differs from yours and have a horrible temper that most times ends up being taken out on me. I'm sick of holding myself back just for you! —Overwhelmed Girl