Here is a big fuck you to the city and construction fuckers on Kearney Lake:

Why is it necessary to close down 2 lanes, for most of the road to only be working in two little sections? I live on Kearney Lake Road and I work 5 minutes away, but yet because you have such a cluster fuck going on, it takes 10 minutes to move 10 fucking feet. Open up a lane, all your company trucks and workers cars basically park on the fucking sidewalk anyway.

Once I make it past the cluster fuck, I get to sit at the fucking 10, minute red light by the overpass. Fuck, really take a drive up there sometime. The reason is probably because all the paper pushers and "important" people can show up to work whenever the fuck they want and don't have to deal with the morning and evening traffic.

Fuck you and your construction and especially your fucking red light. —Early Morning Anger Man

I walk most of the time, and I am amazed at the number of (well-intentioned) drivers who stop in the middle of an intersection to let me cross. This usually happens at our city's very annoying 4-way stops (I won't even get into the subject of drivers who don't know how they work).

I know you're trying to be nice (and I do appreciate that!) but if you're already in the intersection when you see me approaching the curb please keep going! It's illegal to stop in the middle of an intersection, causes other drivers to slam on their brakes, and one of the most common offenses when Canada's Worst Driver does it's real-life challenge. Are YOU Canada's Worst Driver? —A Pedestrian who can wait 5 seconds to cross the street

To the girl on the Mumford bus who picks her nose then looks at the booger on the end of her finger, analyzes it, then eats it...

I know you try to be coy and hide what you are doing... but you are real bad at it. I can't be the only person who notices this. And the thing is... you are quite hot to look at... then you blow it by eating snot on the bus.

I feel bad for your poor respective other who may be giving you a big wet kiss when you get home. Poor bastard. That's just fuckin' gross. It is things like this that make people want to drive their cars to work and avoid public transportation. —Anti-booger eating transit user

I guess this means the dog is staying. He is friendlier and doesn't mouth off as much as you anyways. Good riddance. —Newfoundland Dog Lover

I am going to start carrying a bottle of Febreeze with me and spray it on the next fucking person who smells like patchouli. That shit is nasty. It's nauseating and the smell lingers forever. —I can't breath when you're around

I wish I could figure out how to work from home! I feel like I'll be stuck behind a desk for the rest of my life. Why are all the work from home jobs scams? —Tired of the grind

One of our biggest HRM institutions constantly advertises positions, but they seem to be the same ones time after time, term positions. I have the experience and skills, but perhaps ageism is alive and well since I never get a call, nor the courtesy of any kind of human interaction. What is their HR office for? The 'human' element must be silent.

I've launched a youTUBE channel about job-search angst and recruitment horrors... Michael in Bedford youTUBE.com/skillsYESjobNO

Certain Kijiji folks:

Stop advertising the rent as $xxx per WEEK. Stop it, it's misleading, irritating, fucks up the searching system, and nobody else does it. It's akin to grocery stores advertising prices for vegetables in non-metric measurements in order to have it appear cheaper. Quit it!

Also, I'm not clicking on ads that don't have photos. —Hobo Moe

She's lying to you.
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The other man told you the truth. —Someone who knows

To the people on Brenton Street who think it's necessary to put your garbage out on the street, and leave it there for TWO WEEKS until the next garbage day: can you not see how fucking disgusting this is?? The bags break open and the wind carries your shit everywhere, and people walking by think it's an appropriate place to toss their half-filled food containers and coffee cups.

If this happens again next week, as it did before the last garbage day too, you're getting an official visit from the city, courtesy of me. —No More