Dear gorgeous, charming, witty PSYC professor,

It takes everything in me not to just completely give up on taking notes and instead stare at you and giggle. I'm lucky that you're also a good teacher, otherwise I would probably fail.

I wish it wasn't totally inappropriate for us to be friends (the kind who fall in love and get married.) 'Cause I bet we like the same movies.

Love,—tries to giggle quietly so as not to be obnoxious