To the slob who left a bunch of trash, including an entire DQ cake dome, at the Duncan's Cove Lighthouse. Instead of gracing the location that you had your party at (I sure hope you weren't enjoying an ice cream cake by yourself) by taking your garbage with you, your lazy ass assumed it'd be blown into the ocean or picked up by someone else. May you be forever cursed with living in places where the garbage blows onto your fence and cigarette butts fall at your doorstep. —Unsightly unsettling