Picture this: People exercising at one of those public outdoor gyms, including some rugrats. Some self-entitled arse, lounging on one of the pieces of equipment lights up a smoke.

Seriously? Good move. Way to clear the area, bub. Maybe your kid didn't mind, but good on the one who let you know that they did.

I'm all for smokers exercising their right to smoke outside—hell, I've even done it myself on occasion—but this is right up there with smoking near doorways and in bus shelters. In other words, you have to look beyond the end of your own nose and engage your brain before you flic your bic. —cough, cough