We knew each other for years and worked together. Then one day I went to your profile to ask how you're doing and what do I see? The add-as-friend button by you! Then I looked at your friends list and see that it doesn't look any shorter and you still had all of our mutual friends! What the fuck, man! I thought maybe it was a glitch since Facebook has done some fucked up things. So I sent you a friend request. It got denied, so nope no glitch. I don't know why you singled me out. I wish someone would fill me in. —Facebook Shafted