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Monday, January 9, 2012
Drunken bench thief
I'm really not sure why you decided you needed the mostly broken benches from my backyard last night. I'll bet the street value on them is pretty much nil. Since you are aware that you are not a good person, going so far as to stumble back a few blocks and steal my favorite backyard seat a second time after I confronted you, let me just leave you with this.
May your ill gotten gains bring you all the joy and prosperity of 100,000 hangovers. —Benchless Backyard Owner
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