I do security and unfortunately that entails that I have to stop your kids from the unfortunate circumstances where they decided to participate in dangerous stunts in public places that easily can become an injury to themselves or someone else and/or property damage while you stand idly by completely unaware. You are usually on your cell phone or texting or just watching and being oblivious to the danger presented. I have even had to catch a kid from falling because you fail to be a parent. That fall could have caused some serious injuries to your child. There really should be classes called "Parenting for Dummies". What is wrong with you? —Not Going to be a Bad Parent