You have fake uggs and don’t wear sunglasses. You don’t wear jewellery and never drink lattes or caramel macchiatos. You’ve never travelled anywhere outside Nova Scotia, and you have an expensive purse. You never wear heels, and you certainly don’t know designer. You've never heard of Orgasm blush and you don’t shop at cosmetic store. Your makeup bag consists of drugstore brands. You think it’s cool to be a dt rat and your pre-game consists of 3 coolers. You don’t get facials, bi-weekly mani/pedis, or highlights. You wear tight short dresses out and think that's what "style" is. Yeah you know who you are. —She's in Need of a Swag Dealer