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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Ban Dancing

Posted on Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 10:18 AM

Pretentiously named bar, my deepest apologies for shaking the body that God so generously gave me. I'm sincerely sorry that your uptight bouncer was uncomfortable with the sexual energy that oozed off me. In short, I'm sorry for having fun. Next time, you won't need to kick me out because I'm never coming back. —Madame Delacroix

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