It’s asshole not “arsehole”. “Arsehole” is not a word. It’s not cute when you say it and it’s not cute when you write it ever. It doesn’t make you seem more down to earth or relatable, and using it doesn’t reinforce any underlying factor that would designate you as uniquely Canadian. It makes you seem unintelligent. It’s the same as when you hear a person pronounce the word mouth with an L inserted in the middle or when someone pronounces regular “reglar” or calculator “calcalator” or spaghetti “pasghetti”. Speaking of which, what kind of a fucking idiot do you have to be to say “pasghetti”? That’s it, that’s my bitch.

---Annoyed